javert-delacour:

ridley-did-9-11:

donpatch18:

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

jvedi:

fashionably late? more like anxiously early

(via anditslove)

alexbelvocal:

6sage:

dailytweets:

You see what happens when you have friends who can take good pics of you?

Alll my friends are fake

(via nb-bees)

mockiato:

Every single one of these headlines sure is something

(via costcosexual)

pseudinymous:

just-shower-thoughts:

Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one

I never needed to think about this, but now I’m reblogging it and all of you can suffer as well.

(via thestrayline)

malglories:

me, writing, throwing commas around like i’ve just won the lottery and i’m exulting in my winnings, needlessly, passionately, with no thought to the consequences,

(via tiniest-hands-in-all-the-land)

startrekislgbt:

Brooklyn 99 Star Trek!AU where Holt and Kevin are a human x vulcan couple but the running gag is that no one knows who is the human and who is the vulcan.

(via smokesforwolves)

(via germansam)

drpathetique:

studymedblr:

“These are the pills for my heebee jeebee’s”

— An adorable 90 year old woman describing her anxiety medication

*accurately describing

(via quixoty)

gilkenansmonsterhouse2006:

chessys:

where my sleepy girls at

In bed

(via miraculous-hearts)

nerdjpg:

What’s with the obsession with calling food or recipes “better than sex”…I tried your pintrest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met

(Source: nerdjpg, via miraculous-hearts)

ithelpstodream:

My favourite reactions to Malia Obama smoking pot. 😂

(via nb-bees)

kari-izumi:

imaginarycircus:

This isn’t a mic drop. This is the birth of a black hole.

This wasn’t a murder I witnessed, but a mass execution

(via officialukulele)

kari-izumi:

imaginarycircus:

This isn’t a mic drop. This is the birth of a black hole.

This wasn’t a murder I witnessed, but a mass execution

(via officialukulele)

kofukune:

moeeskeekin:

Literally the best post I’ve ever seen

@wolfthedragon

(Source: thechanelmuse, via officialukulele)